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Tahnering 

Tahnering is a derrivative of the name of a particularly evil bitch of a significant other. This bitch continually removes all manhood from her husband by refusing to let him retain any dream, want, desire, or vestige of masculinity that does not conform with her 5 year plan.
"Man...bitch won't even let him out of the house...she has his nuts in a jar...she is totally tahnering him"
Tahnering by Nutless Ned May 13, 2005
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Taking an extremely long amount of time to complete a normal everyday task
I invited tadders over 3 hours ago and he's still not here. He must be taddering
taddering by Ziggly January 11, 2015
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tapering 

Something that makes swimmers happy :D

Well, all athletes really...

It's working out really hard for a few days and then doing barely anything in a short amount of time. (usually right before a big game or meet)
When we were tapering, we only did 2500 instead of 7000 =)
tapering by a noun a mouse May 29, 2007

Teenering 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
Teenering by MBent January 6, 2013

pussy tasering 

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks
I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though
pussy tasering by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Tshering 

A pretty, classly girl. Nice long hair loves to flirt with everyone. Has a nice body shape.
Wow u saw that tshering.
Tshering by WaveyyOnDeck April 17, 2011
The act of starting a conversation with someone, but then only replying with five or less words back.
Taylering Person: "SO LYK, HOW WERE YOU TODAY?"

Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."

Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."
Taylering by DoTheShroom May 13, 2009