Taco face 

When it's so cold you wrap the blanket around your face, leaving only your nose and mouth open.

My heater is on the fritz so I had to taco face it all night to keep from hypothermia

Taco face by HiLiter January 8, 2017

Face taco

The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.

Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.

John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.

Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.

John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.

Face taco by Taco22222 September 23, 2014

Idiot Face Taco Head

An Idiot face taco head is one who acts idioticaly or does something without thinking.

Woowwwaaaa... Frank your beiing a complete idiot face taco head!

Idiot Face Taco Head by Mary lynn August 20, 2006

Face taco

1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.

2. A mouth.

1:

Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?

Guy2: Its a face taco.

2:

Guy1: Shut your face toco.

Face taco by Carter_GodCraft1 July 11, 2012

taco to the face 

A woman tea bagging someone with their vagina.

Man! your mom and i were play fighting and i got a "taco to the face"!

taco to the face by cageybutters February 24, 2011

Tacoface 

Something you call someone when you're hungary and see their face and the first thing that come to your mind is a TACO

"oh my god toni, you're such a tacoface!!" - Kiley

Tacoface by Kiley and Toni August 27, 2007

Tacoface 

(n.) A face in which while one is perfectly still, they bring their right arm up and snap, which forms a point. They then slightly smile but not really and slightly squint in one eye.

Dude, you're totally making a tacoface in your profile pic!

Tacoface by breezygurl23 September 9, 2012