Swunf 

To fail due to a state of disorientation

1. "Johnny totally swunfed his chances with Becky - he couldn't stop staring at her moms tits when he met her parents."

2. "Hey how did you do on the exam?" "I was partying all night - safe to say I swunfed it"

3. "Whatever happened to that business you were building?" "Well we had a real shot, but the owner was on a lot of heavy pain killers. His paranoia got the best of him, and he started accusing us all of trying to steal his ideas." "Oh, damn. Sorry that turned into such a swunf."

Swunf by shexyshamwow December 11, 2012

Swungover 

adj. The physical and mental results of binge swing dancing.

I was out dancing all night last night, and now I'm completely swungover.

Swungover by lindycat September 8, 2010

swung out

when a non-sports fan tries to make a sports reference but can't quite get it right.

highsmith tried to say someone "struck out" but screwed it up and said they "swung out" instead, providing a perfect example of "swinging out".

swung out by wesleywhatwhat June 1, 2010

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets 

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets by D_l_b February 28, 2022

Sunflower

A sunflower is special, it can survive a hot summer and a cold winter, it last year round, it endures the good and bad. In a relationship, you would want a partner like a sunflower that stay with you regardless of the troubles in live, because its love.

She's such a sunflower

Sunflower by -34# January 10, 2019

sunfire chick

A sunfire chick is a girl between the ages of 18 and 24 who's first car is usually a sunfire. More often than not they are friendly, bubbly and good looking.

Dude #1 "my girlfriend sucks"
Dude #2 " you need a sunfire chick"
Dude #1 " a sunfire chick?"
Dude #2 " yeah, you know one of those chicks that drives around in a sunfire"

sunfire chick by DJBee May 22, 2007

Swanflu

A rare disease only a few people in the world have. The disease is not active unless you get in contact with Alcohol, weed or punani. The person who is carrying the disease grows a very long penis in a short time, and all his confidence and pride is coming from his penis. You can only get infected by the disease by getting raped by the carrier, but there is a big chance that the a guy with swanflu will do that!

Symptoms:
Puking and pooping random places at parties.
Peeing while walking.
Violent.
Sensitive nipples.
Urge to have sex constantly.
Drinks extreme amounts of beer.
Wants to be macho.

Look how he is peeing all over the cars! He probably got the Swanflu

Swanflu by Noozle Woops March 23, 2011