1. "Johnny totally swunfed his chances with Becky - he couldn't stop staring at her moms tits when he met her parents."

2. "Hey how did you do on the exam?" "I was partying all night - safe to say I swunfed it"

3. "Whatever happened to that business you were building?" "Well we had a real shot, but the owner was on a lot of heavy pain killers. His paranoia got the best of him, and he started accusing us all of trying to steal his ideas." "Oh, damn. Sorry that turned into such a swunf."

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz