Swanflu

A rare disease only a few people in the world have. The disease is not active unless you get in contact with Alcohol, weed or punani. The person who is carrying the disease grows a very long penis in a short time, and all his confidence and pride is coming from his penis. You can only get infected by the disease by getting raped by the carrier, but there is a big chance that the a guy with swanflu will do that!

Symptoms:
Puking and pooping random places at parties.
Peeing while walking.
Violent.
Sensitive nipples.
Urge to have sex constantly.
Drinks extreme amounts of beer.
Wants to be macho.

Look how he is peeing all over the cars! He probably got the Swanflu

by Noozle Woops March 23, 2011

swinfluenza

The "swine flu", an outbreak that is responsible for many deaths in Mexico during the outbreak of March and April 2009. The same Influenza A virus subtype H1N1 was also responsible for the Spanish flu pandemic that killed millions.

The pigs don't like it much, either.

Did you hear about Mexico City? It's all shut down because of swinfluenza!

by Wilted April 27, 2009

swanfucker

Noun. One who performs sexual intercourse with swans, frequently used as an insult or term of abuse.

Tim, you are such a dirty rotten swanfucker!

by MFerg September 3, 2011

Sanflufa

A junk food meal commonly eaten in Latin America that consists of sausages and french fries.

I went to a Latin restaurant and ordered some sanflufas.

by rickfig June 30, 2023

Seanfluenced

To be influenced to completely lose your mind and act against your character in a way that would shock your grandmother

Look at how this bellend is acting! He's been totally seanfluenced over the weekend

See also: Seanfluenced, Seanfluencer

by AdsBoni March 16, 2024