Swphag

The word "swag" with a "ph". This is the swag version of reaching enlightenment. Superceeding the maximum level of ordinary swag. Posessing otherworldly finesse. That "Next Level Ish". See also swag finesse phat and chuck norris.

Girl- Yo did you see that guy? He looks like a ghetto buddha!

Guy-That's because he's reached "Swphag"!

Swphag by Dagr8cheese April 22, 2011

Sphagneous 

When some thing happens that's at the cusp of being the gayest thing ever.

Micah, did you bum a smoke from someone and not share it with me?! That's pretty fucking sphagneous of you.

Sphagneous by Dickbutt169 July 13, 2017

sphagnum 

moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.

person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.

sphagnum by Pat November 12, 2004

Syphagonaherpatitus 

Super sexually transmitted disease.

The worse example of STD's known.

Causes instant agonizing burning of infected area, surrounding area begins to melting flesh, further spreading the infection
So far 4 known STD's have been identified within it
Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Hepatitis.
Conspiracy theorists claim it is developed in a laboratory accident.

Did you hear about Bob? What about him? He messed with that nasty skank ho on 3rd street. Now he's got that new STD, Syphagonaherpatitus.

Syphagonaherpatitus by Lostboy813 August 21, 2022

syphagonaherpylaids 

you figure it out

"if you don't stop sleeping around,you're gonna come down with a bad case of syphagonaherpylaids"

syphagonaherpylaids by nanook October 7, 2003

Syphagonnaherpaaids 

The horrible (not real) disease anyone person could have. (usually spreads like wildfire).

Syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes and aids.

Dude: Dude, your itching your nutsack a lot, whats wrong?
Other Dude: Dude, I think I have a disease.
Dude: Well, what's your symptoms?
Other Dude: Well, it itches.. my anus is seeping, my hair is falling out, my nuts are real red(maybe from the itching), I have explosive diarrhea, my lips are chapped, I have a craving for 80's hair and Glam metal, and one of my nuts shriveled up!
Dude: WHAT THE %^&????????????

Other Dude: WHAT?!
Dude: I THINK YOU HAVE Syphagonnaherpaaids!
Other Dude: What?
Dude: Just shoot yourself, trust me :D

Syphagonnaherpaaids by gln&dst November 29, 2009

Syphagoneaherpalaids 

A woman or man that gets around, sexually. A skanky whore.

Damn! Say away from that bitch, I hear she has Syphagoneaherpalaides.

Syphagoneaherpalaids by Dezee October 20, 2004