The word "swag" with a "ph". This is the swag version of reaching enlightenment. Superceeding the maximum level of ordinary swag. Posessing otherworldly finesse. That "Next Level Ish". See also swag finesse phat and chuck norris.
Girl- Yo did you see that guy? He looks like a ghetto buddha!
Guy-That's because he's reached "Swphag"!
Guy-That's because he's reached "Swphag"!
by Dagr8cheese April 22, 2011
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by Pat November 12, 2004
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The worse example of STD's known.
Causes instant agonizing burning of infected area, surrounding area begins to melting flesh, further spreading the infection
So far 4 known STD's have been identified within it
Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Hepatitis.
Conspiracy theorists claim it is developed in a laboratory accident.
The worse example of STD's known.
Causes instant agonizing burning of infected area, surrounding area begins to melting flesh, further spreading the infection
So far 4 known STD's have been identified within it
Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Hepatitis.
Conspiracy theorists claim it is developed in a laboratory accident.
Did you hear about Bob? What about him? He messed with that nasty skank ho on 3rd street. Now he's got that new STD, Syphagonaherpatitus.
by Lostboy813 August 21, 2022
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by nanook October 7, 2003
Get the syphagonaherpylaids mug.The horrible (not real) disease anyone person could have. (usually spreads like wildfire).
Syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes and aids.
Syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes and aids.
Dude: Dude, your itching your nutsack a lot, whats wrong?
Other Dude: Dude, I think I have a disease.
Dude: Well, what's your symptoms?
Other Dude: Well, it itches.. my anus is seeping, my hair is falling out, my nuts are real red(maybe from the itching), I have explosive diarrhea, my lips are chapped, I have a craving for 80's hair and Glam metal, and one of my nuts shriveled up!
Dude: WHAT THE %^&????????????
Other Dude: WHAT?!
Dude: I THINK YOU HAVE Syphagonnaherpaaids!
Other Dude: What?
Dude: Just shoot yourself, trust me :D
Other Dude: Dude, I think I have a disease.
Dude: Well, what's your symptoms?
Other Dude: Well, it itches.. my anus is seeping, my hair is falling out, my nuts are real red(maybe from the itching), I have explosive diarrhea, my lips are chapped, I have a craving for 80's hair and Glam metal, and one of my nuts shriveled up!
Dude: WHAT THE %^&????????????
Other Dude: WHAT?!
Dude: I THINK YOU HAVE Syphagonnaherpaaids!
Other Dude: What?
Dude: Just shoot yourself, trust me :D
by gln&dst November 29, 2009
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