Swelp 

Very much like welp but even more so. A mixture of sucks and welp. You don't choose when to use it - it chooses when it should be used.

Friend 1: So you didn't even get to see the movie?!?!
Friend 2: Nope - not at all :(
Friend 1: Swelp, feels bad bro

Swelp by SirPounce March 8, 2020

Swelp 

From the root words "swell" and "welp", when you want to describe something is good but also convey resignation.

Crush: "I just got married!"
You: "Swelp."

Swelp by Intheright December 19, 2018

Swelp 

To touch someone inappropriately

“So you can swelp me but I can’t swelp you?”

Swelp by anonymous March 28, 2024

Senior Swell 

Lifting weights all the time during your high school senior year because you want to get ripped before going off to college

Stuart: "Hey man wanna come lift after school? I need to get big"

Andrew: "SENIOR SWELL"

Senior Swell by anwimasm April 8, 2012

all swell 

meaning all’s well and then some

I’ll check-out the party and text you either ‘stay away’ or ‘all swell’.

all swell by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 1, 2012

Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.

My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.

Sweeping the Roof by Fcpcool August 29, 2019

clean sweep 

when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe

"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"

"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"

clean sweep by la nobleza March 27, 2019