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Suspendie 

A suspendie is a trendie that has been suspended because of bullying to another person that is not a trendie. Usually, when you are talking about many trendies that got suspended, you would use the plural version, which is suspendies
Kate: “Olivia, Nina, Megan, and many other trendies got suspended for bullying and threatening a ukulele!!”
Kristine: “ They are now suspendies!”
Suspendie by kate.el.m April 15, 2019
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Permanently Suspended 

Used to describe a person that is taking so much dick that their feet never touch the ground. To literally be hanging off of a penis.
He'll be getting fucked so much in prison that his feet will never touch the ground, he'll be permanently suspended.
Permanently Suspended by Hnnng July 17, 2018

Suspended Congress 

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!
Suspended Congress by Leah1234 September 24, 2011

Permanently Suspended 

East coast gay slang for a gay taker slut - supposedly suggesting that the person never spends any time other than hanging off a penis.
"Hey, is Jim coming to karaoke tonight?"
"Naw, man, ever since he moved in with Alan and his roommates he's permanently suspended."

susgender 

When the impostor who is not trans is susgender! 😳
susgender by Mr. Twinkieface March 31, 2021

belt-and-suspenders man 

A man who goes to great lengths to avoid risk, embarassment, or exposure. i.e., if the belt should break, the suspenders will keep his pants on. Not quite paranoid, but on his way there. Can also be said of a man with something to hide. (or less than something as the case may be)
Lars, a real belt-and-suspenders man, saves every single email he sends and receives and archives them to CD, claiming "you just can't be too careful".

Independent Suspension 

Independent Suspension, slang

1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all

2) Great knockers, often breast implants
OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!?