Surprize 

Something unexpected usually a gift.

JC: Edwin did she Box Your Nob
Ed: Yeah she totally did, I was sitting there at the beach and she came up to me went "Surprize" and totally boxed my nob.
JC: Damn man that's awesome, Jasmine never gave me no surprise, I had to ask in the cinema to get my nob boxed.

Surprize by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009

surprize sex 

a fail way of spelling surprise sex.

surprize sex:
A jolly spin to date rape.
"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

surprize sex by notsuck1 September 12, 2009

surprize sex 

A jolly spin to date rape.

"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

surprize sex by espannnnna07 December 9, 2008

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

Surprize Adoption by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Surprize Sex 

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*

Girl: FIRE!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

Surprize Sex by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Surprize Party 

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you and a group of other people rape someone thus making it legal in a court of law.

Surprize Party Scenario1: *group of guys rape girl*

Girl: NNOOOOO! MY DIGNITY!!!

*girl is scarred for life. Guys are eventually caught, thrown in prison and are raped for life*

Surprize Party Scenario2: *group of guy shout surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

Surprize Party by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

warm brownie surprize 

While having anal sex you suddenly pop both your balls in her ass and bust a nut.

(ME) That bitch is so fine i would definitely put my balls in her ass!

(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.

warm brownie surprize by Wild Turkey 101 October 26, 2007