Suprise Poo 

Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.

OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.

Suprise Poo by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Surprise poo 

Common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a piss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.

Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.

girl 1: I've been waiting 10 minutes for you, where've you been??
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay

Eavesdropping dude: wtf

Surprise poo by bricksatmyface December 17, 2012

Suprise poops

While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.

Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops

Suprise poops by Arrogantman April 20, 2021

Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

Poo Surprise by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

Poofy NoNo Suprise 

A hot asian woman with a huge distasteful bush.

a poofy nono suprise - not somthing you get in a cracker jack box....

poofy nono suprise - the real reason chinese restaraunts get shutdown

poofy nono suprise - why godzilla is so angry

Poofy NoNo Suprise by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011

Surprise Poop

You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.

Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop

Surprise Poop by michelleywords December 7, 2011

surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.

"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"

surprise poop by Zombri507 April 24, 2014