Sucks Penis 

a term invented by D. Murphy, meaning for something to be worse than actually sucking. For something to "suck penis" it would have to be awful enough that the term "sucks" isn't strong enough to apply.

Person 1: Did you study for the Science Exam?

Person 2: We have a Science Exam today?

Person 1: Yup!

Person 2: This sucks penis!

Sucks Penis by d.murph.girl April 4, 2009

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis 

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis by queensburykid March 30, 2024

suck my penis tonight? 

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*

suck my penis tonight? by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020

suck my penis 

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!

Can you suck my penis please?

suck my penis by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019

Suck my Penis Tonight 

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .

Suck my Penis Tonight by 3urdjthsfjjn olgkfgdpt k;gfflk May 18, 2023

PENIS HORMY PENIS SUCK OFF YES 

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"when Penis Hormy Penis Suck off yes, this a nigga so damn gorny he and his penis and horny ass nigga dick on his throat and sucvk on the black tip hel"

PENIS HORMY PENIS SUCK OFF YES by TheExplosiveCherry November 27, 2019

National Suck Calebs Penis Day

Suck caleb’s penis on march 21

oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!

National Suck Calebs Penis Day by Hot big penis kid March 30, 2021