Stoney Face 

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.

Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.

Stoney Face by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011

Resting Stoner Face 

The appearance of being under the influence of marijuana at all times, even when not high. Often happens to people who smoke too often.

Person 1: "is Todd stoned right now?"
Person 2: "No he just has a resting stoner face"
Person 1: "Oh gotcha"

Resting Stoner Face by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 May 19, 2018

stone face 

When a group of guys sit around a table with a tablecloth so they can't see underneath. Some skank proceeds to blow one of the guys and the guys all have to guess who is getting blown by the look on their face.

"dude after we played poker we got this skank to play stone face and it was awesome

stone face by William B July 10, 2006

Stone Face 

A facial expression that is used in conjunction with complete silence to express discontent or disappointment with a person or a statement made. Often a pointing motion directed toward the face with the index finger is used.

I tried to tell Michael my new joke, but he gave me a Stone Face!

Stone Face by Dough Snatcher February 24, 2009

Stone face savage 

A faceless expression with little to no emotion behind

Mention less face expression

After the samurai had killed the beast he just stood there with no face Expression, it were as if he was a stone face savage

Stone face savage by Sir_Sensei October 15, 2021

Stone Face 

A drinking game which consists of taking 3 shots of alcohol with each shot increasing in alcohol content. The objective of the game is to not react while taking the shot (gagging, coughing, spitting it out) or they’ll be eliminated. The game ends when either only player remains or all players that made it past the third shot.

Jack: hey dude, let’s play Stone Face
Grave: good idea, I’ll get the drinks
Jack: let’s see how you do this time, if you can get past the first shot
Grave: fuck off

Stone Face by Chuckles the Clown of FOS January 29, 2023

stoned face

the face of kangaroo which is silly and stupid, generally just staring blankly and chewing something without thinking

see that dumb kangaroo has such a stupid stoned face.

stoned face by im not kangaroo December 22, 2010