Stirred 

To be aroused or turned on. To be horny.

"Babe, you got me stirred, especially when you talk like that!"

Stirred by Afellowbiscuit45 October 30, 2017

Stirred Marteini

A cocktail that has been stirred in with a mans half erect penis.

I'd like a stirred marteini please and stir it well with your junk.

Stirred Marteini by Skuli December 9, 2017

stirred the turd 

to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse

man you really stirred the turd

stirred the turd by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013

Stirred Nesquik

When a white person tans to the point where they look black. Just like how Nesquik is stirred into milk to make it darker

So Ariana Grande thought that she could come out here looking like some stirred nesquik and thought we weren't gonna notice?

Stirred Nesquik by Yung Dark Chocolate May 25, 2019

stirred not jacked off 

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

stirred not jacked off by Sambista March 25, 2009

Stirred it With My Big Toe 

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.

Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"

Stirred it With My Big Toe by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee 

After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.

She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".

Her friend - "How'd it taste?"

She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee by ReallyMessedUpGuy#1996 May 1, 2021