Stevaj 

Also referred to as "Steven" a hairy pre-human ape with an intense urge to mate with ape-like women. He is usually seen with low standards and an empty bank account. Can be bribed with doritos and beer.

Is known primarily for the big one-five.

Man:Want some doritos?

Stevaj:Not now, trying to beat the big on-five.

Stevaj by StevesMate August 13, 2012

stevage 

ball sac clevage

Tired of the female bartenders getting good tips by showing their clevage, Tim decided to whip out his stevage.

stevage by VernFordRomeTap January 2, 2012

stevejobbed 

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.

"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."

stevejobbed by qma3x December 4, 2005

Stevana 

Stevana;
Pronounced (Stev-a-nuh)

An incredibly bright, happy-go-lucky lady, who is both sexy, yet classy.
She has the subconcious ability to make anyone who comes across her path fall in love with her.
She has a natural beauty, and is caring, and empathetic towards others.

She cares truly, and deeply for her close family and friends, and always does her best at things she wants to do, and must do in her life.

Friend 1: Oh, wow, I was talking to Stevana last night, shes just, so positive, I cant help but smile when we talk
Friend 2: I know, man, I wish there were more girls like her in the world

Stevana by mortiq April 10, 2010

Stevan 

An extremely sweet guy who's always there for people.Cute and attractive .Stevans usually attract people by being there for them..But they tend to be shy and active at the same time which seems complicated.Stevans hold their friends in high regard and would never back stab them.. Everyone should have a Stevan as their friend

Alex:isn't that Stevan?
Brandi:Yeah...i know he's got my back

Stevan by nikki435lloyd56 January 14, 2014

stevejob 

To take an existing product, paint it glossy white, sell it for three times its worth and claim to have invented it.

an iPod is just an MP3 player that's been given a stevejob.

stevejob by Brandelf August 13, 2008

stevano 

My name

Stevano is too perfect for me

stevano by EveryOneNamedStevanoIsPerfect August 24, 2018