steamshovel 

A term used to describe the massive size of Tracie's hands.

It was difficult for her to find a pair of mittens that would fit those steamshovels she calls hands.

steamshovel by Doooom May 4, 2011

Seldovia SteamShovel 

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.

John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

Seldovia SteamShovel by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018

texas steamshovel 

when you take a long submarine shaped piece of shit, freeze it completely, and use it as a ribbed dildo for your ass

I fuck myself with shit

texas steamshovel by the watcher April 17, 2006

Pittsburgh Steamshovel 

When a male defecates on a female's chest, in between her breats, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "shovel" the steaming hot feces into her mouth, after which he recieves felaccio.

I drank like a bottle of listerine since he gave me a pittsburgh steamshovel, but my mouth still taste's like Victor's shit.

Pittsburgh Steamshovel by Sr. Hudgins May 17, 2010

Swedish steamshovel

Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!

Here, maybe this will give you a clue.

Dude 1: Hey man.

Dude 2: Ssup.

Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.

Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!

Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!

Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!

Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.

Dude 1: Seriously?

Dude 2: Serious, man.

There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.

Swedish steamshovel by thev101 August 29, 2011

Texas Steam Shovel 

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick

I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.

Texas Steam Shovel by Lendale April 4, 2008

CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER 

(addictive)- When someone is taking a very hot shower and run up and rip a huge cheek-flapper in the shower and then keep the curtain/door closed so that the methane mixes in with the steam and permeates the entire shower.

"My roommate was using all the hot water so I gave him a CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER and gassed him out."

CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER by Jak_P0t February 12, 2020