Statuspam 

n. Status updates from one person posted in rapid succession, often with unimportant/repetitive information.

Use of word: "Dude! My news feed is flooded with statuspam! That guy posted 27 times in the last 3 minutes!"

Examples of statuspam: "John Smith is on facebook" later, "John Smith is talking to people on facebook" after a moment, "John Smith is going to stop talking to people on facebook now." etc.

Statuspam by theasianboi June 22, 2010

statusfaction 

the feeling of elation one experiences when they are quite pleased with their clever facebook (or other online networking site) status. usually accompanied by a smug grin or a laugh that begs to be asked, "what's so funny?"

"having used his iphone to update his facebook, jim smiled with statusfaction at his witty statement, which he was sure would receive numerous comments."

statusfaction by The Pep April 6, 2009

Statusaur 

An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.

"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."

Statusaur by CSCoHammers7 December 20, 2008

statusbaiter 

A person who intentionally publishes a vague status on Facebook or Twitter in a desperate attempt to solicit comments and responses. Could also be known as a "Twitterbaiter."

Status: "Jimmy A. wonders why he even bothers sometimes..."

Response 1: "me too, bro. life sux."
Response 2: "I keep tellin you give up on that chick."
Response 3: "Why bother with what? Is everything okay, Jimmy?"
Response 4: "Stop statusbaiting ya statusbaiter."

statusbaiter by contradictioneffect March 30, 2009

Statusjacking 

the act of taking over one's facebook status with a conversation of one's own.

John Smith loves peach pies.

Jane Doe 1...loves George Hamilton
Jane Doe 2...OMG! LOL! I LOVE HIM TOO!
Jane Doe 1...don't you think he
should
have been in The Tan
Commandments?
Jane Doe 2...wait, he wasn't?
Jane Doe 1...No silly! That was Bob
Eubank's twin!

*you have now witnessed a "faux"
statusjacking

Statusjacking by lil' miss sassy pants April 5, 2009

statuscatalyst 

a cryptic status message (such as on Facebook or GChat) that does not describe your mood unless coupled with other bits of information.

SA: What's with the strange status message?
EP: You had to have been at the party to get it - it's a statuscatalyst.

statuscatalyst by kidmuto August 3, 2008

statuspwnd 

The statuspwn, this takes place when an unsuspecting user leaves his or her facebook page logged on or password locked on an unaccompanied computer or laptop.

Then the unthinkable happens, instead of John Smith is going to bed. The result may be as follows:

John Smith is GAY!!1
John Smith is jerking off.
John Smith has no friends and is lonely.
John Smith looks at Child Porn.

Etc. Etc. These take place all over so be aware, and when you do get an unsuspecting friend, don't ever trust them, because they will get you at the right moment.

John: Yo brb, gotta walk the dog.
Chris: Okay man.

*Chris changes his status*

John: God damnit, I just got statuspwnd!

statuspwnd by fattehboi2 October 17, 2008