Stangle 

To be flung from a treadmill that was left on by another person

Lisa got stangled at the gym today, but she wasn't hurt too badly

Stangle by PeeJayEss February 6, 2020

stangle 

to stangle or be stangled by friend or foe. is while screwin your lady friend they sneak up on you, and then tickles your dangly balls. thus stangled.

while i was screwin my bitch, ken came in and totally stangled me. NOT cool.

stangle by lobsterbush September 30, 2005

stangle 

another word for fork

The term was invented in a conversation at Clinton Dining Hall at SUNY Plattsburgh about the arbitrary nature of an object's assigned word.

Dave- Why is a fork called a fork? Why isn't it called a stangle?

Justin- Uh, because it's a fork?

Dave- But it's so arbitrary. All right, from now on I'm going to refer to any fork as a stangle.

Justin- Dude, you're weird.

stangle by DaveSUNY September 9, 2011

stangle 

a girl similar to a skank; she might stank; maybe wasn't loved enough as a child so she looks for love in all the wrong places; trouble maker; not someone you wanna be seen talking too; uber slutty; tries to hard; not very pretty; furture stripper

eww! you got drunk and made out with that stangle?! you better go to the doctor and check for herpies after you wipe that silver lipstic with purple liner (gross) off your face!

stangle by jj fad January 25, 2005

Stangle 

A good case of STFU.

1: "You need a stangle."
2: "You mean a strangle*?"
1: "No, stangle."
2: "What's that even mean?"
1: "It means to STFU."

Stangle by Leoster November 16, 2010

stangle 

To express irritation of another person by the use of a ceremonial poker that is scalding hot.

example:
guy one: wanna hang today?
guy two: naw ive gotta go to the doctor. my girlfriend stangled me last night because i left the toilet seat up

stangle by danamanda March 25, 2009

Stangle 

A rare Montana plant that is prickly and has a metallic appearance. Often confused with a staple.

Owch! Quick, come pull this Stangle out of my leg!

Stangle by Hougot M Legh September 5, 2020