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Stalkblocking 

Stalkblocking: to block an online social network stalker. The term created by BC is the latest Facebook trend.

It is a word best used to block the worst of the worst online, relentless stalkers that just can't take no for an answer.

Someone who is eventually "Stalkblocked" has a history of sending multiple messages, inappropriate posts to walls, message threads and continues despite numerous warnings.
Jane Doe is stalkblocking! Another one bites the dust! Delete and Block!
Stalkblocking by DaisyDawg February 18, 2010
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Stalkbooking 

A verb {stlk-buk-ing} meaning to creep or stalk one person or more using the biggest internet stalker tool ever; facebook. We are all addicted to it and we all do it, don't deny it.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you on your ex-girlfriends profile again?
Guy 2: Uh, what, nothing...
Guy 1: Man, you're fully stalkbooking her!
Guy 2: Shut up!
Stalkbooking by Kayla-Eau May 19, 2008
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Stalkbooking 

The act of repeatedly visiting one's Facebook wall and/or commenting on one's Facebook status.
Ray : Diane has been commenting on my status all day long.

Tom : Dude, she is stalkbooking you !
Stalkbooking by SuperRay February 16, 2010

stalkbooking 

when you creep massively on facebook to an unhealthy extent usual participants have no life.
ashley: i think she had a picture of it on facebook..
sara(stalkbooker): oh i know she uploaded it .2 seconds ago ashley that's such old news.
ashley:creep stop stalkbooking
sara:shut upahhhhh!
stalkbooking by pseudonymeqe October 25, 2009

Stalkbooking 

Stalking your friends on facebook, a feature made much easier by the newest version.
Johnny: Dude, are you there?
Ryan: Sorry, I was stalkbooking that girl in our math class.
Stalkbooking by Lmaowls April 16, 2009

talkblocking 

when you are tring to have a conversation with one of your friends and you dont want anyone else to hear, but instead someone keeps trying to join it and keeps annoying you. similar concept to cockblocking.
i was trying to talk to James bout women while we were walking down the hill, but instead some lousy dude decided talkblocking us was a great idea

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"
"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"
stalk-blocking by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012