Squitarted 

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.

Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.

Squitarted by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018

Squirted

When a girl is in the middle of an orgasm that she squirts cum out her pussy

"jane, I squirted 5 meters last night"
"Anna, well I squirted 6

Squirted by Thechavman September 23, 2019

squarted

When someone farts while squating.

Hey can you grab that for me? Oh you just squarted!

squarted by Jmune April 16, 2017

Squharted 

When you stand up after taking a shit then a little fart comes out and a squirt of shit too.then it land straight back in with a ploop

So shit man i was trying to shit and nothing was coming then as got up i squharted it was so relieving

Squharted by Chocolatethunder222 June 13, 2018

squamarted 

When a individual squirts and farts during intercourse

Oh whoops, I squamarted

squamarted by Da da da brain April 3, 2021

squirted

when chicken juice falls out of the plastic

oh my god the chicken squirted all over me

squirted by sophia digian and carolkenzie July 23, 2021

shitarted 

there is no definition it just is

that's pretty shitarted

shitarted by chinacheezit November 12, 2021