Squirle 

- A whore and or slut.

- A woman with an extremely hairy vagina.
- A woman that engages in casual sex daily.
- A female that will suck on male's reproductive organs often.

"Your mom is a squirle. Furry, lives of tree trunks, and collects nuts all day!"

Squirle by James Mathew Anderson March 7, 2010

Squiglet 

A goopy, bloppy load flying airborne from a ruined orgasm.

Charlie shot a huge squiglet across the room when Lucy caught him jacking off.

Squiglet by Manatee Situation December 5, 2022

“Squirrel it away” 

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.

“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.

“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Baby night squirrel 

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

Baby night squirrel by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012

lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.

*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

lovely bit of squirrel by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Fleshlight Squire by Soggybottom March 9, 2019