Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.
Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm
TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room
temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/
refreshingness)
It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.
"
Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail,
will you?"
"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me
right now!"