Splarf

A slur used against people who have speech impediments

- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf

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It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

splarf by Dave January 21, 2004

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Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing.

Jill was so hammered she splarfed in the toilet, ruining her makeup.

Splarf by Labradoodle February 28, 2009

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"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

Splarf by Magic Motion April 12, 2009

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After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

splarf by Sean May 13, 2005

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Hold on i am about to splarf.

splarf by varooka May 18, 2009

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Playing in a puddle of puke.

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The noise vomit makes when playing or jumping in it.

Johnny jumped in the vomit and it made a splarf noise.

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