Speir 

One in perfect condition.

That woman is a Speir in every way!

Speir by kyle October 2, 2004

Speir 

1) A very well endowed male.
2) Pimp

Check out those hotties hitting on that guy! He's a total Speir!

Speir by John Williams January 22, 2004

speer hoodie 

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny

"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

speer hoodie by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021

spear of destiny 

Spliffs rolled with normal sized rizlas, rather than kingsize. Their small size and pointy roach end makes them look like minature spears, and obviously it is your destiny to blaze them up. Smoking them will unlock the secrets of your destiny, but you'll forget in the morning because you were so stoned.

Coconut Head rolled this spear of destiny for us. Its small but it'll get you crazy stoned squire.

spear of destiny by Digweed Academy May 19, 2009

Seirion 

To rape a dead corpse or sexually defile it in some form

uh oh, he's going to go seirion the body

Seirion by PlanetTron2 October 23, 2019

Tongue Spear 

Inserting one's tongue into a cute girl's anatomy, typically the butthole.

Bro, I was finally able to tongue spear Megumi last night, and as I suspected, she was clean as hell!

Tongue Spear by jmad January 7, 2013

Litney Spears

Substantially more than the normal amount of ‘lit’

Guys, we’re getting Litney Spears tonight!

Litney Spears by Georgina McInnes October 10, 2018