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Sara J Special 

Whenever a very plus sized women gives you a lap dance with a cigarette in her vagina and a piece of fried shrimp in her ass.
Yo Virginia gave me the meanest Sara J Special last night.
Sara J Special by Wyattp210585 April 16, 2023

J special 

Invented, perfected, and eventually named after a Virginia Tech freshman known as Scott J Hamil. The J special (more commonly referred to as a "J-spesh") is the act of fingering a female at a dance party whilst dancing behind her, making a J shape with the fingers.
Alex: "Riddle me this bro I was blackout, did I eat some rank tuna with my bare hands last night?"

Kyle: "Nope, however you were dishing out J specials relentlessly."

Alex: "Damn"
J special by Dr. Croc June 1, 2010

The J Special 

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!
The J Special by unearthen November 24, 2018

the lil j special 

when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child
bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck
the lil j special by pixelatorcyte September 24, 2022

J. Rich Special 

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in
“Hey man, how’d last night go?”

Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
J. Rich Special by Jamess December 12, 2018