Invented, perfected, and eventually named after a Virginia Tech freshman known as Scott J Hamil. The J special (more commonly referred to as a "J-spesh") is the act of fingering a female at a dance party whilst dancing behind her, making a J shape with the fingers.
Alex: "Riddle me this bro I was blackout, did I eat some rank tuna with my bare hands last night?"
Kyle: "Nope, however you were dishing out J specials relentlessly."
Alex: "Damn"
Kyle: "Nope, however you were dishing out J specials relentlessly."
Alex: "Damn"
by Dr. Croc June 1, 2010
A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
by unearthen November 24, 2018
Whenever a very plus sized women gives you a lap dance with a cigarette in her vagina and a piece of fried shrimp in her ass.
by Wyattp210585 April 16, 2023
The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in
“Hey man, how’d last night go?”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
by Jamess December 12, 2018
A nickname for a super cool person, guy or girl, who has a unique way of thinking and a great sense of humor. People with the nickname, Special J are usually smart, sensitive, creative and extremely bright. They are usually very good at sports, especially mountain biking and surfing.
by anita curl February 18, 2010
by Dr Jimeny Joebob Humperdink June 18, 2010
The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in
“Hey man, how’d last night go?”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
by Jamess December 12, 2018