Satan's Sock 

It's basically when you step on water while wearing socks and that feeling of despair enhances all over your body as the water spreads through your sock.

Me : CRAP!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!

Satan's Sock by CannibalsForBreakfast November 18, 2013

Elmer’s Sock 

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

Elmer’s Sock by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

Northerner’s Sock 

When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.

Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.

Northerner’s Sock by TheAlMan November 13, 2018

Grandpa's Sock Drawer 

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.

Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.

Grandpa's Sock Drawer by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Snowmaker's Sock 

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load

Snowmaker's Sock by snowmaker6969 April 30, 2011

Sailor's Sock 

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

Sailor's Sock by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

Dobby's sock 

A simple name for your cum sock.

Ugh Dave, just found your dobby's sock. Bloody mingin aight.

Dobby's sock by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan January 22, 2020