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Friendly Snake 

Someone who is up to no good in corporate America. Someone who is only interested in what's in it for them. Sneaky bastards.
My boss is a friendly snake. The fiendly snakes are going to have a smoke.
Friendly Snake by OFFICERAGE December 15, 2008

Facebook friend snare

When you receive a Facebook friend request from someone who you would rather not be friends with for whatever reason feel obligated to accept, you have been Facebook friend snared.
Crap! I have been Facebook friend snared! I don't like Lisa very much and she has sent me a friend request. I'd ignore it but we have so many friends in common that it would be awkward to ignore her request so I accepted it.

snake blasting fried chicken 

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.

shake hands with the wife's best friend 

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

Shake Hands with an Old Friend 

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

snakenfriends

hey girl would you like to get a room?
Yea I was thinking about snakenfriends all day.
snakenfriends by Pinball-wizard March 30, 2009