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Snacksident 

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....
"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."
Snacksident by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017

snackitude 

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks
My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.
snackitude by heidismiles February 4, 2021

SnackSize Thiccness 

A woman's figure which has all the properties of someone classed as thicc but has a much smaller build.
John: "Katie has got lil tits."
chris: "nah she's the perfect SnackSize Thiccness."
SnackSize Thiccness by Anonypocs August 20, 2018

Snacksident 

A Snackident is when you buy a snack you haven't tried before to only realise it sucks
"Dude, how's the sour straps?"

"It was such a fucking snacksident"
Snacksident by dankeexxx February 26, 2010

snackstized 

I got caught eating peanuts in the library and got snackstized by the librarian
snackstized by Wordzg June 8, 2016

snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).
Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.
snacksterbating by JackSweet June 15, 2011