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pimp skitters 

An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.
"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."
pimp skitters by Roast Beef July 3, 2006

urban shittery 

when you KEEP GETTING REJECTED BY EDITORS
wow, this is Urban Shittery! if i keep getting rejected i'm going to hang myself...
urban shittery by UnSanitary September 23, 2017
A rest stop or other such enclosed group of restrooms.
"Dear, pull over at the shittery so I can stretch my legs!"
shittery by souldesqueeze April 29, 2004

Shittery Fuck Fuck 

When you're screwed over (or boned) in the worse possible manner.
When the hull of an intergalactic vessel breaks and you're stuck in a vacuum of space because of it.

Zach Hammond: Be careful, the whole section leads into the vacuum of space......and the Necromorphs have completely taken over the ship!

Isaac Clarke: Oh shittery fuck fuck!

Skitterbees 

Those disgusting mini M&Ms which have lower-quality chocolate.
Bro 1: Are those M&Ms in that bowl over there?
Bro 2: Nope, those are Skitterbees.
Bro 1: Lame!
Skitterbees by maniac_man February 15, 2017
The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.

--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?

A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!

It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
I 'et too menny peaches and now I've got teh skitters!
skitters by Messy Bumm July 16, 2005