A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.
Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"
Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"
Abby, "Daddy, who was that strange man knocking on the door?"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.
AGAIN.
Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"
Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.
When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".
JASON: that girl stayed here last night. I just kicked her out.
CHRIS: damn! you made her take the walk of shame?!?!
JASON: yes and no. i called her a shUber.
CHRIS: shUber lux?
JASON: hell no.