Shoeying 

Male masturbation

Emily: Where is stewart?
Matthew: I think hes shoeying
Emily:....Oh stewart....

Shoeying by Emilllyyy January 28, 2009

Shoeing 

To give someone a good kicking

That mma fighter took a good shoeing but still got a good win

Shoeing by Hottub1974 October 20, 2018

shoesing 

The act of choosing / putting on your shoes before exiting your household

Friend: yo man, you ready?
Me: one sec, I'm just shoesing

shoesing by BobbyShoe10 October 16, 2020

Shoeing 

To violently beat another - literally a shoe In.Also see hiding.

Lamp him give the bastad a shoeing

Shoeing by El Cholo May 9, 2004

Horse Shoeing 

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

Horse Shoeing by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

Shoedying 

To procrastinate.

"Are you writing your essay, Rosemary?"

"No, I've been shoedying by defining the term 'shoedying' on Urban Dictionary at 3am."

Shoedying by BeardedLady May 7, 2009

Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

Clown Shoeing by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013