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Shmooked 

A catch-all term for when something is messed up, complicated or completely goofy. Pronounced Sh-MOOK-d
I got this bootlegged phone. It’s called a YouPhone.”
That shit is so shmooked!”
Shmooked by SandraPapillon July 27, 2022
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Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Shookedeth 

When you are beyond all forms of rattled, cheesed, and shook.
When a slippernut tells you the same story 5 times in 1 day, I automatically become shookedeth.

Shmonked 

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af
Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.
Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Shmoofed 

Not having money at the moment
Bro I canparty I’m Shmoofed
Shmoofed by McNigger June 20, 2019
The act of screwing someone over in special regards to money.

Also known as jewing someone.
I just got smooked!
Smooked by rdjjn March 2, 2009