Shmeebs 

man tits

holy shit look at the shmeebs on that guy

Shmeebs by k prime April 16, 2003

Shmeebs 

Mammaries. Female breasts. Jumper puppies.

"Look at the shmeebs on that baby!"

Shmeebs by Chris R March 13, 2003

shmeebs 

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.

Look at the shmeebs on that!

shmeebs by Master Bates March 28, 2005

shmeebs 

man boobs. if you think other wise you are totally stupid

holy shit look at that fat pig! he has shmeeb!

shmeebs by toco May 23, 2004

Shmeebs 

Sexy chunks of meat that we fondle to the song "Milkshake"

Bob was shacking his Shmeebs to "Milkshake."

Shmeebs by Annie August 26, 2004

Shmeebs 

Fantastic new unisex word relating to all types of underwear. Far more aesthetically pleasing than underpants, knickers, boxers, underscruffles, tangos or panties. Shmeebs provides the linguistic anticipation of all types of undergarment. Use it with pride!!

"Rachel have you seen my shmeebs?"

"Yes sunshine, they're on the lampshade where you left them!"

Shmeebs by shmeebles May 30, 2006

Shmeeshmoo 

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

Shmeeshmoo by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010