King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

King's shitting by piano_sucker May 3, 2022

Shitting Your Nathan's 

Spunking your pants at your spagghettis fun-eral

Shitting Your Nathan's is the national sport of Genovia

Shitting Your Nathan's by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Shitting like it’s Black Friday 

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

Shitting like it’s Black Friday by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum 

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum by Miltalie November 16, 2023

shitting seven colours 

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.

"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)

shitting seven colours by Kelly December 22, 2004

shitting stars 

The "white stars" that are visible when in a state of near blackout due to pushing too hard during the act of defacation shitting.

Dude, I was hoping that I would have a money shit however, those burritos clogged me up good and I saw "shitting stars" when I tried to dump.

shitting stars by WebPhenom September 15, 2006

shitting sidways 

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.

Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

shitting sidways by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006