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Shellards 

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.
'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'
Shellards by Prizza July 24, 2009

shellateral damage 

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.
"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."
shellateral damage by Spoke June 29, 2009
the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart
What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.
shellatio by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005
The act of performing '69' while both partners are shitting.
The perfect date - Indian Buffet followed by a hot and steaming shellato.
Shellato by Man... March 29, 2007
Shellgasming is when you sincerely enjoy eating ice cream with shell icecream topping, since its that damn good. Shell freezes in seconds on ice cream. Shell type topping is made by a few diffrent companies, the best being Hershey. Flavors from Hershey include Reese's, Hershey chocolate, Krackel, and Heath.
Law: what did you do last night?
Emerly: i shellgasmed all night long. Now i have diabetes =D. Totally worth it.
shellgasm by goron law666 May 4, 2006
Oral sex performed upon a female. Usually used to refer to a recipient who has an enlarged clitoris. Shellatio (pronounced she-latio) is a variation of 'fellatio'. The act itself is more similar to stimulating a male than an average female, hence the similarity in the name.
"I thought it'd be great to go down on Betty, but when I finally saw her gigantic clit, I realized I'd better be ready for some shellatio!"
shellatio by cliffo March 9, 2009