Sheggy 

An old woman typically between the ages of 70-90 that is commonly seen on news channels for accidentally crashing their cars into shopfronts. A standard Sheggy is an old women with grey/white curly hair and a pre-2000s car generally ranging from the colours white, blue, gold tint and silver.

Did you see that Sheggy on the news?

Sheggy by Sheggy February 29, 2020

sheggy 

its a scottish slang for something is shit.

awww that reaks of sheggy!
or your talkin sheggy!

sheggy by TR1LL-- C33 June 26, 2008

Sheggy 

When a person thinks they are big and own the shot.
Usually refers to a man that owns a suped up car and thinks they are a boy racer.
Also refers to a guy that refers to their mate as sheg.

You out on the pull tonight sheg!
Guy thinking he owns the shot whilst driving around a Citroen Saxo (also known as a Sheggy Saxo)

Sheggy by Fragged82 October 19, 2011

Sheggy 

A short Jewish man that looks like Bruce Wayne crossed with shaggy. When sheggy is made he activates "SHEGGY MODE" where he becomes the GOAT in everything for a short a period of time

"Sheggy in sheggy mode watch out"

Sheggy by Jewish Nation May 18, 2022

SHEGGY 

A fun, hot and intelligent divorced woman who does whatever she wants.

Dang that Sheggy's ex husband must hate his life.

SHEGGY by ASHTRAY81 July 30, 2023

Sheggy 

An eggy smelling shart

I just dropped a sheggy in the hallway, I gotta go change my trousers now.

Sheggy by Dsheggy July 16, 2025

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.

Shaggy Defense by runfromcheney May 20, 2010