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sharepointless 

A web content management system (such as Microsoft Sharepoint) that has been implemented at considerable effort and expense, which is subsequently underutilized, or not used at all by those it is intended to empower.
Murray: I spent my entire day cutting and pasting a massive PDF to update a section of our web site.

Bret: Don't you guys have a content management system that allows the person who wrote the document to do that?

Murray: yeah, but no one uses it - sharepointless.
sharepointless by PatsFanatic August 14, 2009
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SharePoint 

Why do you use SharePoint?
Because we do not know what we want!
SharePoint by Plin99 October 27, 2012
The prettiest most beautiful smart amazing stunning and smart person ever. She will make your heart pound harder than it ever did and she will get you addicted to her love
Yo Shareny is so nice she is the perfect one
Shareny by 12232 December 4, 2019
1/ a miss spelling of the popular brand of permanent marker made by the US company Sanford and favoured by George W Bush as his writing implement of choice

2/ a localised derisory term, peculiar to west yorkshire, which denotes something as worthless, gaudy or "gay"
chap #1 "i say, do you approve of my new dress shirt, my good lady purchased it"

chap#2 "nooo way dude! that's Von Dutch, no fucker wears Von Dutch, it's totally fucking sharpey"

chap #1 " oh my word i shall return to my domicile and blacken the eyes of our doris"
sharpey by macatsuma February 12, 2010

shareplay 

the act or an instance of a message being retransmitted through social media
The honey badger meme certainly gets a lot of shareplay these days.
shareplay by Juliaki April 16, 2012

Sharpy Eye Syndrome  

1.) An eye disorder that causes the eye to feel uncomfortable when looking at sharp, pointy, ninety-degree angles. The sensation is the equivalent of nails scratching a chalk board but for ones eyes.

2.) The SES attack can last anywhere from a day to five days periodically through out a day in the left or right eye.

3.) Unknown to most of public and professionals due to the fact that one person has it. Name not mentioned to protect the privacy of that person.
"My eyes are killing me. Everywhere I look I see many sharp angles. The edges of all objects bother me. God, Sharpy Eye Syndrome is a pain in the eyes.