Shanok 

When you try to act cool or edgy, but you are just a asshole

Semir: omg Bridgette was acting really shanok, I’m totally going to kill her
KuKu: Ikr, I’m so done with her

Shanok by SassySamir January 8, 2019

Shanok 

Someone who acts edgy or cool, even though they are just a loser

Semir: Omg! Bridgette was acting so bitchy yesterday, she acts so shanok
Friend: I know right? (Smokes cigarette)

Shanok by Sassking January 8, 2019

Shank's Law 

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

Shank spanking 

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Pulled a Shanka 

To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4

David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.

Pulled a Shanka by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019

rage shanked 

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.

Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!

rage shanked by Kageh February 8, 2005

Tetra-shank 

tetra - A combining form or prefix signifying four</small>

Tetra-shank - to stab, or "shank", someone with four combined objects

Roy: *tetra-shank*
Ben: you just tetra-shanked me with 4 brightly colored pencils - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh....

Tetra-shank by Andy the Mexican Candy February 20, 2009