Skip to main content

scrotiny 

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.
The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.
scrotiny by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014
Brilliant, intelligent, clever. Often used as a verb or noun or even an adjective.
"That was beyond brilliant, that was totally Scruton."
Scruton by Dilbert June 21, 2004

dinner scouting 

When your local restaurant is utterly unable to list what they are serving for dinner and you have to go see for yourself.
Are we having dinner at the restaurant today?
What are they having?
No idea, let's go dinner scouting.

God dang it, I'm hungry. Let's go dinner scouting.
A form of creeping but with sexual interest.
THat crazy bitch was scoutin my facebook.
Scoutin by Ross 325 October 26, 2009

schruting 

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive
My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.
schruting by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014
By hearing the band name "skrutiny" no sphincter can retain the contents it holds!
OMG! I just went to this gig and my ass totally blown out! Maybe it's because SKRUTINY was playing!
skrutiny by SKRUTINY March 18, 2008