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A schwid is another name for a squid, but cuter. Lots of squids are ugly, but when you see a cute one, it is called a 'schwid'.
Friend 1: Hey, what kind of stuffy you got there?
Friend 2: A schwid.
Friend 1: Nice.
Schwid by hourofbane November 24, 2020
A schwid is when you see a cute squid. Lots of squids are ugly, so you use the term 'schwid' to describe a cute one.
Friend 1: What kind of stuffy is that?
Friend 2: A schwid
Friend 1: Nice
Schwid by hourofbane November 24, 2020

Schmideee 

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?

Schwicky Schwag 

An anagram for "Liberty Launcher", a weapon in the 2007 First Person shooter Team Fortress 2
"What's a schwicky schwag? what does that even mean?"
"It's the liberty launcher!"
Schwicky Schwag by ferkon December 6, 2020
Schnide - losing streak or long dry spell. Bad luck
Dude, you need to get laid !! You need to get off the “ schnide”, man....
Schnide by Gizzard125 January 2, 2019

schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.
I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!
schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016