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fuk schwa 

1. The opposite of good feng sui. 2. When the layout of something is all jacked up. 3. A flow of a room causes you aggravation because nothing is easily available.
Johnny: Why did they put the coffee pot in the corner of the cafeteria?
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!
fuk schwa by twin88 September 28, 2015

epenthetic schwa 

A schwa (represented by an upside-down lower-case "e" in dictionaries) inserted between two consonants to aid pronunciation. Czech and Armenian frequently use epenthetic schwas. "Epenthetic" means "inserted" and is pronounced "eh-pen-THET-ik".
The word "prst", which is Czech for "finger", has an epenthetic schwa between the "p" and the "r" and is pronounced "purrst".
epenthetic schwa by pentozali March 10, 2009
The upside-down "e" symbol you always see in dictionary pronunciation guides. Pronounced "uh" or "ih".
A schwa looks like an upside down e
schwa by aaronak November 5, 2004
A penis, it can be any size :)
"Hypothetically, if we locked eyes in a car park, and I grew so much I obstructed your vision with my schwa, would you look?"
Schwa by jasper3209 March 21, 2023

Shigedy shigedy schwa

the pinacle of awesomeness. the only word capable of describing MIOM, and definately not scotty. Shigedy shigedy schwa originated when some1 heard it on the beat box super mario thing by group x and thaught it would b a gr8 idea to make it a sweet word, was i wrong
whoah scotty is shigedy shigedy schwa on guitar, pfft hell no thats just the rest of the band
1) An expression of excitement, or extreme happiness.
2) Acknowledgement of someone who has greeted you, or a greeting in itself.
3) A state of mind, in which one is relaxed.
4) A neural vowel sound used in the dictionary, depicted as a lowercase letter 'e', rotated 180 degrees counter-clockwise.
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Slang originated from Hashmeer of Group X, who used the phrase "Shiggity shiggity schwa." Eventually, Jager, of The Hoodlums in Upstate New York, began to use Schwa inan every day context.
1) "You got HALO2? Schwa!"

2) "Hey dude."
"Schwa."

3) "How do you feel?"
"Schwa."

4)
schwa by Jager February 10, 2005