Schnurm 

Any guy or group of guys ( schnurms ) that posses all qualaties of a douche bag... Popped collars, bronzers, and maximum amounts of hair gel are common amongst the schurm. Also anyone who enjoys nickleback and other queer rock.

See that guy over there with that sweet jean jacket, 4 collard shirts popped and sandals in the winter.... ya hes a total fuckin schnurm

Schnurm by Justin Gallik September 1, 2008

schnurph 

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)

person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."

schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008

schnurrbart 

1.German for moustache.
2.A word you can randomly put in to a sentence to confuse people.

1.Hitler had a pathetically small schnurrbart.
2.Person1-Hey John you got a great schnurrbart.
John-What the fuck is a schnurrbart.

schnurrbart by schnurrbart June 21, 2006

schnurf 

The grunt-like sound made by bull-type game dogs, such as Pugs, English Bulldogges, Frenchies, and Staffies. Typically cute/endearing.

Oh my gosh! What cute little schnurfs that dog made!

schnurf by Adnauseum September 9, 2016

Domonic Schnurbusch

The person who is gonna kick the shit out of who ever defined my 1st name. Watch your fucking back bitch!

Domonic Schnurbusch is gonna murder kill beat and or maim who ever defined his 1st name and is ectremly pissed-off

Domonic Schnurbusch by PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011

schurman 

Rhymes with spermin'. Also the last name of the worlds greatest football player known to man. Stands about 5 ft flat. A member of the lollipop guild. Gets every girl you have ever attempted to talk to. Breathes in oxygen yet exhales pure sex.

woman: "did you see that?!"
man: "no babe, wat was it?"
woman: "i think i just got knocked up by a Schurman"

schurman by the big mamba November 22, 2011

schnurdle 

Schnurdle is used to describe 'that word' you can't think of during a conversation.

Can you get the Schnurdle out of the fridge

schnurdle by Andy1194 October 9, 2014