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Scenario 7 

Scenario 7 is a position of the Scenario Switch in the McLaren Formula 1 car which allows Lando Norris to speedrun the last few laps of a race in order to close the gap to a penalised Hamilton in order to achieve a podium.
Jose: "Scenario 7, 2 to go. Hamilton is 6.5 ahead, he also has a 5 second penalty."

Jose: "Lando the gap to Hamilton was 4.8, I think that's a podium mate!"

Lando: "FUCK YEAAAAH BOY! WOOHOOHOO... GG Boys!"
Scenario 7 by Zoonsky March 16, 2021
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Scenario 7 

The pinnacle of F1 racing, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross
Bono: "Scenario 7 Lewis"

Lewis Hamilton: "I can't do that, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross."

Bono: "Oh yeah sorry forgot about that"
Scenario 7 by THE_M1LKM4N September 1, 2020

Fredo Scenario 

When something goes horribly wrong for an individual amongst his family or group of friends – typically following an act of betrayal or unforgiveable poor judgment – and that person becomes an outcast. Although unloved and unwanted, the person is still allowed to hang around because of his previous relationship to those wronged. Adapted from the Fredo character in the Godfather movies.

Unfortunately, history has proven there is no way to tactfully make the outcast depart. Fredo Corleone was shot in the back while fishing in The Godfather Part II, a particularly cruel yet fair conclusion to any Fredo Scenario.
Will: “I just heard that Sam told our wives we went to the strip club, even though he decided to wait in the car. It’s not going to be fun tonight when we get home.”

Jack: “That bastard…I’m finished with Sam. He has become a living example of The Fredo Scenario.”

Will: "I wish we had a fishing boat."
Fredo Scenario by Louisiana Gold February 26, 2009

Amniotic Scenario 

A scenario when someone says something inappropriate or not even remotely funny causing a silence by the others.
Bryan was saying weird shit again. You don't have to ask it was a Amniotic Scenario

love scenario 

A mega-hit song by a south korean boy band iKON
Love Scenario is very popular among children nowadays
love scenario by 김어나 July 15, 2018

fake scenario 

Stories that you create in your head about possibilities of what could happen in your life. They’re usually “love scenarios” where you think of something that could happen, for example your crush liking you back, and you create a story in you head about that.
“Dude, I just made a fake scenario in my head where my crush kissed me, it looked so real… now I’m sad.”
fake scenario by Dudidmais November 28, 2021

either-or scenario 

Either you are fully compliant with a rule or you don't get the credit
For an exam, it's a either-or scenario, either you pass it or you fail.
either-or scenario by Didou April 5, 2010