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Sweaty Shirtless Rolling Bro's (SSRB's) 

Bros that have taken their shirt off and are dancing like idiots, completely rolled out on ecstasy. Frequently seen at concerts (especially jam band, techno, and electronica shows) and college parties, SSRB's generally kill the mood for any non-bros in the group.
"I had a great time at the concert, but there were way to many Sweaty Shirtless Rolling Bro's (SSRB's). Kinda lame."
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Sweaty Sack Syndrome (a.k.a. S. S. S) 

When one genital sack is becomes sweaty and adjutated. this can result in a rash.
GUY:God Damn S. S. S.
GIRL:Ewww

It's called history, sweaty 

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.
Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

sweaty stanley

A particularly inexperienced, grossly perverted balding south east asian. Likes pessaries. Profuse sweat formation due to abstinence.
1. Did you see sweaty stanley's armpits when he had to do the ortho arm exam? Pacific oceans!
2. When I think 'pervert', I think 'sweaty stanley'.
3. Why isn't sweaty stanley in today?

Sweaty scab 

Another way to describe a disgusting, rancid and unattractive person. A sweaty scab is typically morbidly obese.
My next door neighbour is a proper sweaty scab.
Sweaty scab by WagwanPiftTing July 18, 2017

Sweaty Slice 

Overly odious vagina, covered in persperation
"My pants are so tight, i have a really sweaty slice"
Sweaty Slice by Peter "Pebe" Kydd January 12, 2009