SMRLC 

Stands for "suck my rather large cock".

Can be used in a wide range of circumstances ranging from having just won an internet battle/debate, losing an internet battle and being proven wrong, or just as a simple insult.

Example 1
User1: Dude, no. youre wrong. vader NEVER says "luke i AM your father."
User2: what are you TALKING about?! yes he does. its one of the most classic scenes in movie history!
User1: youre an idiot. he says "no, I am your father"
User2: nuh-uh.
User1: *link to youtube with scene in question* SMRLC

Example 2
User1: Sonic would beat the shit outta mario.
User2: dude....mario is waaay more popular than sonic, so stfu.
User1: We're not talking about popularity! were talking about who would ACTUALLY win in a fight!
User2: SMRLC

Example 3
User1: SMRLC
User2: lulwut?
User1: n00b.

SMRLC by Bobwuzhere December 11, 2010

Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device

ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”

Smelching by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018

Smilch

A noun describing someone who's less than or weak

That man is a SMILCH dress like a smilch

Smilch by ricorock2048 November 10, 2018

smelcro

When you fart and it follows you into another room

"Jesus, who busted their ass?" "Sorry dude, I did it in the kitchen, but that fart had smelcro."

smelcro by El Grande T May 4, 2006

smelcohol 

intoxicatingly good smell, such as perfume or cologne.

My girlfriend just bought me some hardcore smelcohol.

I just farted man, you better get some smelcohol up here and quick!

smelcohol by tmarv October 19, 2009

Smelcered

To generaly get screwed over physicaly financialy or otherwise.

After a hard night of drinking I got a case of the Saturday Smelcers.

Another example: "Hey man how did you do in that fight?" reply "Dude i got Effen Smelcered".

Smelcered by Hugh GeBawls September 27, 2011

Smrčit 

Synonymum slova slušet. Používá se převážně v období Vánoc.

Toto zapomenuté staročeské slovo opět vytáhl na světlo světa Petr Leitgeb, když uviděl svou milou Nikol Štíbrovou, jak ladně tahá půltunový vánoční stromek dveřmi a vyřkl těch 6 památných slůvek: „Nikol, tobě to ale neuvěřitelně smrčí!“.

V těch šatech ti to bude mega SMRČIT!

Smrčit by SmrčíNámTo November 30, 2021