Skip to main content

smhitacked 

The act of being pulverized with a bear claw or having a space air craft launched directly into the upper regions of your lungs.
Some side effects may include: Excessive bruising, hair loss, nausea, bat like wings, sense of impending doom, and in some cases, death.
If you begin to experience a tingling sensation in toes or fingers, immediately consult your doctor for you may soon become a landing mine for extraterrestrials.
Girl: I feel like I just got smhitacked.
Boy: Yikes. Think you might have swine flu?
smhitacked by waldo firefox August 18, 2009
Related Words
SMHLT smelt smilte Smelted smelter smeltie SMLT Smolt shlt SmaltSpatha
A voraciously sexy look that combines 'sultry' and 'smoldering'. Use at your own risk. First pioneered by Eileen. Is a step above 'Come hither' but below 'I want in your pants'. Yields desired results every time IF used correctly.
Eileen screwed up her face in intense concentration and aimed a smultry look at Pat across a row of pizzas, conveying her secret longing. Pat then immediately sauntered over and planted the most sensuous kiss on Eileen's expectant and eager lips. :
smultry by LisaLisaBoBisa January 22, 2008

Smelted Snowflake 

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.
Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.
Smelted Snowflake by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019

He who smelt it dealt it

Usually said by a boy in a group of boys after one points out the smell of a fart. This is used to accused said one who smelled the fart of farting it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.
*Person 1 smells a fart*
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."

//it was person 2 who dealt it
"Dude, you study for that trig test?"
"SMHATW I forgot"

"SMHATW you are annoying"

whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.
Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.