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Some kind of piece of shit. Often used in anger. This word was created after my RA knocked on my door and kept disappearing after I answered it. I screamed "IS THIS SOME KIND OF PIECE OF SHIT!" My ex-roommate decided to shorten it into SKOPOS. And, lately, I've heard it used by plenty of people who I have never spoken to in my life.
My friend is being SKOPOS right now.
SKOPOS by Molly G December 31, 2008
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The splash or squirt from the popping of a bubble filled with a flavourful liquid
That popping boba skooshed like crazy
Skoosh by BobaBoy June 25, 2020
The act of one being taken in a photograph or video-graph while wearing sun glasses, licking another's taint region and shoving one of the Skoosher's thumb up the other's asshole while giving a great big smile.
Jim: Dude guess what!
Tom: What?
Jim: You know that Stephanie girl down the street?
Tom: Um, yeah...What about her?
Jim: Me and her just did a skoosha together behind your house!
Skoosha by Tyler Pyles April 14, 2010

Skooshy Cream 

Scotsman: Cuid ye gimme th' Skooshy Cream?
American: huh?
Scotsman *slams hands on table: A'm waantin' some o` yer sweet sauce. Th' nectar o' th' gods. A'm waantin' whit na jimmy kin hae, bit a' jimmy crave. A'm waantin' th' skoosh. A'm waantin' that precious aerated mixture o' dairy 'n' nitrogen.

American: -_- I hate when you do this. (passes Skooshy Cream)
Scotsman: Ta. (proceeds to put Skooshy Cream on his Ice cream)
Skooshy Cream by Squirtycream December 13, 2021
What you call your windshield wiper fluid nozzles. Due to the sound some models of vehicles make.
Shit, my windshield is dirty. I better hit the skoosher and clean this shit off.
Skoosher by Sir Radge January 21, 2011
A group of skilled towerers from midevil times. They were known for having huge dicks. They were lead by a man named dustin.
I want to join the skotos family!
Skotos by Graal classic April 16, 2015

sloposaurus 

inappropriately drunk...too embarassing to be seen in public...pee your pants and pass out on your front lawn...drinking as much as a dinosaur..
look at that herd of sloposauruses!
sloposaurus by wanda143 April 28, 2008