Rover Range 

Often stated as a "Range Rover" a Rover Range is a Range Rover on dubs and in a music video. Rover Ranges HAVE to have loud speakers such as MTX Jackhammers and have to be on bigass rims. Not big ass, but bigass.

"Switchin' lanta lanes mayne in my Rover Range mayne" - Mike Jones

Rover Range by Qol Guy March 7, 2009

Range Rover Classic 

The Range Rover Classic was built from 1970-1996 and designed by David Bache. Made by Land Rover, a British car manufacturer headquartered in Gaydon, United Kingdom which specialises in four-wheel drive vehicles. Classics are the most classiest of classiness. Classic drivers actually signal to change lanes or turn and go into the left lane when making a left turn. Range Rover Classic (formally known as Country) drivers know their stuff. Really awesome people drive Range Rover Classics. They are really skilled at off- road driving and use Hella headlights to light the way. If you see a Classic coming down the road, you stop and stare because you can't miss it's amazingness. Classics that are really awesome usually have tinted windows and black steel wheels. If they are even more awesome than awesome, they will be splattered with mud from all the sick off- roading they've been doing. Can be seen at British field meets and hauling butt up a hill.

Thomas: Did you see that awesome girl driving that awesome Range Rover Classic?

Eric: Yeah. I'd date her...

Range Rover Classic by RRLover October 16, 2010

Range Rover 

A car driven by a white mom in her 40s or 50s usually wearing fancy white clothing with Gucci shades. Basically the car the says “My husband is rich and spoils me with nice shit.”

O-M-G, John just bought me a Range Rover and I’m totally in love with it and his wallet

Just bought my uneducated wife a Range Rover for her quarter birthday.

Range Rover by Monster Blunt June 5, 2018

Range Rover 

Better than a hummer.

Unlike Range Rovers, Hummers usually get stuck trying to navigate over soda cans.

Range Rover by bill747 May 29, 2008

range rover renovation 

When you park a Range Rover out front of a piece of real estate and it immediately adds perceived value to the real estate.

Hater: “You really think you are going to buy this property for $90,000 and not do shit to it and sell it for $130,000??!!

Eric: Fuck you. Watch me Range Rover renovate (Range Rover Renovation) this property.

range rover renovation by MFBNREMF June 2, 2018

Range Rover 

A badass SUV driven by a 45-year old white dad from New York wanting to impress his wife. Usually traded in on either a Lexus or a Mercedes following the end of the lease. 10 years later picked up by either someone wanting to look rich or someone who will turn the soccer dad mobile into an overlanding rig. Clean ones aren't hard to find, but used and abused ones you should stay far away from. Range Rovers are either driven by "classy" (read; racist) British people or Sarah from the PTA in Texas whose kids always sell more girl scout cookies than yours.

"Henry has always bought Range Rovers."
"Who's Henry?"
"That dickhead with those spoiled ass kids on the lacrosse team."
"Of course that bitch has a Range Rover. Range Rovers are for snobs."

Range Rover by henryfromny June 20, 2021

Range Rover 

An overpriced, unreliable piece of shit. Are often seen being driven by rich white women or their thot daughters, both of which cannot drive to save their (or their sugar daddy's) life. Repairs are expensive and you'll be doing them often since they're woefully unreliable, most basic features are optional even though cars that are half the price have them as standard, and basically the British equivalent of a soccer mom vehicle.

Despite all this, the Range Rover's sibling, the Land Rover, is actually a very competent off-roader. A shame that 90% of their customers will never know this.

Range Rover dealership: Parking sensors will be an additional £2095, sir.
Consumer: What the fuck, a Toyota RAV4 has this shit as standard!

17 year old thot: *drives Range Rover into a bus*
Bus driver: Watch where you're going, you spoilt bitch!

Range Rover by Head Cultist June 27, 2019