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If you drop the soap in prison you will get an unwanted reimer.
reimer by Cupid Sullivan November 6, 2004
a Reimer is an adult male who still enjoys online gaming and may even be a level 80 tarutaru white mage sub red mage and very stubborn
that Reimer just saved that tanks ass out there!
Reimer by Angel83 June 14, 2011
A very annoying child who watches exclusively DBZ and most likely does cum shots on his funko-pop figures. When provoked a Reimer will slap like a bitch to defend himself.
I was just joking about him fucking his mom, why did he have to go and be such a Reimer.
Reimer by WeebTheyCallMe March 8, 2019

James Reimer

A rookie goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs. He is the goalie that Leafs fans have been waiting for. He was unheard of until this season (2010-2011), but has been posting stellar numbers- much better than those of Giguere or Gustavsson. So far, Reimer has 16 wins, 7 losses, and 4 overtime losses, with a 2.49 goals against average, a .925 save percentage, and 3 shutouts. He definitely would have been nominated for the Calder trophy if he had started the year in the NHL. He will only get better as time goes on.
Person 1: The Leafs won last night, despite Kessel not scoring, Komisarek taking stupid penalties, and Phaneuf being a human pylon.

Person 2: Really? How did that happen?

Person 1: James Reimer's 40 save performance, of course!
James Reimer by Stefff3737 April 8, 2011

Adam reimer 

bad swimmer has no friends but callum shannahan. Looks like a NUGGET. and has no sense of humuor. likes melody kimoto
Your as small as Adam reimer
Adam reimer by Adam Reimer May 27, 2019

Trudy Reimer

Basically a mix of Trudy Watson, and Amy Reimer.
Alex look its Trudy Reimer!
Trudy Reimer by nooooozbeanwtb August 23, 2022